Hello Geeks, So for starters we want to say that we live in a small area and the likely hood of something major (illegal) happening is very rare other than people doing drugs of course. The other day (Wednesday) however in Baker, West Virginia there was a bank robbery. Now for some that live in major cities this is nothing shocking to them but around here it is very rare and what has made this bank robbery stand out is how the suspects were dressed and what they did after they left the bank. One had on a clown mask with orange hair, a large cloth night gown, jeans, and brown work boots and the other had on a hooded shirt, sweat pants and a monkey mask. So, like any other town or city of course people start talking and make assumptions about who it is and around here the most popular one is that the people are somehow tied to ICP. So, in honor of this our very own LongJohn decided to write a little song about it (Parody of “The Great Show” by ICP).
Ah yeah! Dum Diddy Dum,
Get your ass out the way ’cause here we come,
And we’s bringin’ this spectacle into ya bank.
We got monkeys, freak shows and Scary Clowns
Most people won’t rob these banks I see.
The car I set on fire isn’t ours you’ll see.
If you think you too good for us bank robbing freaks,
let me know And I’m gonna whip smack your cheeks!
Come on… Everyone come see the bank robbing show.
We gotta Scary Clown and a Monkey you know.
Come and rob a bank wit the clowns.
The Big Bank Robbing freak show’s in town We’re a clown and a monkey and we are nuts.
I set cars on fire and run from trucks.
Our ammunition exploded but give us props,
’cause we somehow got away from all the cops.
I can run, through the West Virginia hills! Yeah, and we gotta away with all those bills.
When the cops catch us, what we gonna do?
Get banged in our asses in jail, Woo Hoo!
Everyone come see the bank robbing show.
Gather up all Juggalos and roll.
Everyone come see the bank robbing show.
Gather up all Juggalos and roll…
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